Trophies for Desert Child

		Desert Child
		You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score. Desert Child You did all the things.
		Hello, this is Pablo Desert Child Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
		Old Desert Child Have over $9000.
		Moriyama-san Desert Child Complete your record collection.
		Aquaman talks to water, not fish Desert Child Buy fish from the fishermen.
		C.R.E.A.M. Desert Child Phone mom for a loan.
		Good morning video games Desert Child Start a new game plus.
		Two baboons at once Desert Child Destroy two enemies at the same time.
		Mr. Bean Desert Child Eat 5 bean types.
		Nice Desert Child Have 69% hunger.
		Well...this is low Desert Child Successfully rob a bike on the street.
		Smarter than smoking Desert Child Never buy cigarettes.
		1991 Desert Child Collect all secret tapes.
		I'm the Lebanese Rambo! Desert Child Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
		This is real fun Desert Child Chill for over an hour.
		The absolute madman Desert Child Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
		World's Fastest Pizza Desert Child Take a pizza delivery job.
		Bean Machine Desert Child Eat all the bean types.
		The stones on this guy Desert Child Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
		Vicious Desert Child Fend off the police without being shot.
		Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week? Desert Child Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
		Tony Jones Desert Child Buy every newspaper.
		The Martian is a bad movie Desert Child Survive a full month on Mars.
		Root Vegetables Desert Child Beat the game.