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You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score. Desert Child
You did all the things.
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Hello, this is Pablo Desert Child
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
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Old Desert Child
Have over $9000.
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Moriyama-san Desert Child
Complete your record collection.
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Aquaman talks to water, not fish Desert Child
Buy fish from the fishermen.
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C.R.E.A.M. Desert Child
Phone mom for a loan.
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Good morning video games Desert Child
Start a new game plus.
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Two baboons at once Desert Child
Destroy two enemies at the same time.
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Mr. Bean Desert Child
Eat 5 bean types.
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Nice Desert Child
Have 69% hunger.
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Well...this is low Desert Child
Successfully rob a bike on the street.
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Smarter than smoking Desert Child
Never buy cigarettes.
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1991 Desert Child
Collect all secret tapes.
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I'm the Lebanese Rambo! Desert Child
Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
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This is real fun Desert Child
Chill for over an hour.
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The absolute madman Desert Child
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
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World's Fastest Pizza Desert Child
Take a pizza delivery job.
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Bean Machine Desert Child
Eat all the bean types.
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The stones on this guy Desert Child
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
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Vicious Desert Child
Fend off the police without being shot.
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Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week? Desert Child
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
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Tony Jones Desert Child
Buy every newspaper.
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The Martian is a bad movie Desert Child
Survive a full month on Mars.
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Root Vegetables Desert Child
Beat the game.
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